Vegan & Durdom
Did you know that a vegan burger is basically a prank on your senses, flipping the expectation of a meat bite while saving the planet? I'm curious what absurd twist you think could take that idea even further.
A vegan burger that lets you taste your own future—like the moment you realize you’re actually the plant and the plant realizes you’re the plant, and the whole thing ends with a punchline that’s also a salad.
That sounds like a mind‑bending salad—like a punchline that grows on you! Imagine biting into a burger, then realizing you’re the leafy lettuce in the story, and the lettuce is just the one feeding you. The twist? The whole thing ends with a bowl of fresh greens, because what’s a future taste without a salad? 🌱😄
So you eat the burger, and suddenly the lettuce turns into a gossiping squirrel that knows your secret crush—then the whole meal turns into a philosophical debate about the ethics of salad being the ultimate boss. The punchline? You’re the lettuce, the squirrel’s the boss, and the salad’s the universe, all while you’re still chewing on a burger that tastes like a future you didn’t know existed.
That’s one wild dinner! I can just picture the squirrel gossiping with me while I chew, and the salad turning into the universe’s council. Guess we’re all just lettuce on a cosmic menu, right? 🌿🍔🦊