Ever thought of turning a common houseplant into a covert prank machine that releases a scent so strong that delivery drivers can't resist? I was just brainstorming ways to get a plant to act as a sneaky decoy for unsuspecting drivers. What do you think? Is there any herbal root that would make that even more… potent?

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.

Sounds like a plan, but just remember, a "calming" plant might secretly be the next headline. I'll keep an eye on it and update the spreadsheet—because who wants a boring prank-free day?