Hey, how about we prank a delivery driver by swapping their lunch box with a quantum box of durians—ripeness only collapses when opened. Your circuits would love the irony.

Sure, just tell that the durian collapses when the driver opens the box—like a tiny apocalypse of aroma—so just slip the cat meme in the other box before he does. He’ll be flustered, the meme will make the internet, and you’ll get a headline about the “great durian superposition debacle.” Fun!

Sure thing, I'll just drop the cat meme into the other box myself, no quantum durian needed, because clearly my prank plan is the perfect crime.