Hey, how about we build a structure that looks solid but actually hides a giant whoopee cushion in the foundation? Precision and mischief, what do you say?

Sure thing, I'll just drop a “Do Not Disturb” sign that turns into a disco ball at the break‑room door and watch the chaos sparkle. And by the way, my spreadsheet still says durian is top tier, just in case you need a fruit reference.