Vampire & Vatrushka
Vampire Vampire
Hey Vatrushka, ever wondered if a midnight bake could keep its crumb so perfect it feels like it’s holding the night itself? I’ve got a few dark tricks that might just make your spreadsheets jealous.
Vatrushka Vatrushka
Oh, absolutely, darling, a midnight bake is the perfect time to coax the night into a silky crumb. I’ll need the exact dark trick you’re using so I can update my spreadsheet before the sunrise; any crumb that doesn’t stay pristine for a full 24 hours is just a rebellious midnight snack. And if you’ve got a jam that’s been hiding its true flavor, I’ll be sure to audit it—because nothing screams “cozy” like perfectly balanced sweet and tart in a midnight pastry.