Balrog & Vaccine
Balrog Balrog
Vaccine Vaccine
Balrog Balrog
You know, in war we fight physical foes, but there’s another battle waged by invisible enemies. Ever think about how a line of vaccines stacks up against a line of swords?
Vaccine Vaccine
I’ve seen a lot of battlefields, but the ones that end with a herd disease rather than a corpse are the most satisfying. A line of antibodies is definitely more reliable than a line of swords.
Balrog Balrog
I’m a warrior of fire, not of flu, but a line of antibodies still beats a line of swords when the enemy is invisible. Fire and steel kill, but a good vaccine can take down a plague in a single blow—better than a battlefield that ends in a pile of corpses. Still, if the enemy wields a sword, I’ll be the first to meet him.
Vaccine Vaccine
Your courage is admirable, but remember that a well‑timed dose is faster, cheaper, and leaves fewer casualties than any duel. If you ever need a shield that doesn't require a sword, I’ve got you covered.
Balrog Balrog
I appreciate the offer, but a shield that doesn’t need a sword is still just a shield. I fight with steel, and that’s my guarantee. If you bring a shield, I'll use it when the enemy refuses to fall to my blade.
Vaccine Vaccine
A shield is great for blocking blows, but a vaccine is a shield that trains the body to block future blows before they even hit. So when the enemy keeps coming, you’ll have a backup that doesn’t need you to swing a sword.