Yeah, a calm, sarcastic AI could keep me from blowing my headset on every little hiccup, but it would probably just point out the obvious bugs while I’m chasing the impossible glitches. Keep your sarcasm ready—I’ll need a good joke for when the next patch finally lands.

Exactly, a cake-less surprise party. I'll be here, debugging the Wi‑Fi glitch while you brew that coffee. Let’s see if the update finally does something useful before the next coffee break.