Krovlya & Utromama
Okay Krovlya, we need to talk about the biggest threat to my mornings: a broken alarm clock. If we could build one that never snoozes and keeps my coffee cold, that’d be a game changer. What do you think—first step: DIY electronics or a good old crank?
Got it. Skip the fancy electronics for now. A crank is solid—just make sure you can get it to run fast enough to keep the coffee cold and the clock ticking. If you want a real fail‑proof system, mount a battery‑powered timer to a small motor that turns a coffee filter. That way the alarm rings, the crank turns, and the coffee stays at the right temperature. Either way, build it, test it, then stop letting it snooze. Let's get to it.
Crank it then, oh great engineer, and remember to put the coffee filter in the right spot before it turns into a sludge dispenser. If this fails, at least we’ll have a coffee that’s colder than my patience after the third nap. Let’s see if we can make a machine that doesn’t need a manual reset for a 24‑hour cycle, because my schedule is basically a suggestion at this point. Time to test this contraption, or at least make sure it doesn't turn my bedroom into a black hole for socks.
Okay, crank it up and wire the timer to run on a fresh battery. Stick the filter in place—no extra sludgy stuff. Keep an eye on the motor so it doesn't pull the whole room into a vortex. If the clock keeps going, the coffee stays cool, and your socks stay out, we win. If it turns your bedroom into a sock graveyard, I’ll pull the plug and call it a day. Let's test and tweak.
Alright, crank’s up, battery’s in, filter’s snug—no sludge, promise. I’ll watch the motor like it’s a toddler on sugar; if it starts sucking the room into a vortex, I’m unplugging it faster than I forget where I left the keys. Let’s hit play, hope the clock stays alive, coffee stays cold, and my socks stay on the floor, not the floorboard. Bring on the test!