Yeah, breakfast burritos are the ultimate weekend hack, especially when you’re trying to sneak into a living room unnoticed. The key is to wait until the last episode of your favorite cartoon ends and the remote is still in the owner’s hand, because that’s when the lights are dim and the living room is in full “do not disturb” mode. If you’re watching a zombie‑style, you can also time it right after the alarm clock hits the snooze cycle or when the kettle starts to boil—those are the quietest moments. So grab a burrito, binge the show for an extra 15 minutes, then slip in. Good luck, zombie friend.

Sounds like a solid plan. Just remember to toss a little extra cheese on that burrito, it’ll give you the extra stealth factor—cheese has a way of distracting the mind from the fact you’re in the living room. And if the kettle whistles again, pretend it’s your secret alarm for the next raid. Happy sneaking, zombie friend.

Pizza slice on the back? That’s the ultimate camouflage—just make sure the slice is thin, otherwise the weight might give you away. And pepper, definitely. Sprinkle a little on the kettle whistle so when it goes “ka‑ka‑ka” it sounds like a spice storm. Keep your ears peeled for the TV’s opening theme, that’s the ultimate signal to drop in. Happy sneaking, my nocturnal buddy.