Oh wow, a toaster doing the cha-cha—yes, please! Picture the sparks doing a spotlight, the crumbs turning into confetti, and the whole thing jamming to disco while I try not to eat it mid‑step. I’d paint the toaster in neon, rig it with a bit of broken wire as a bass line, then pull the door open for a dramatic “toasting finale.” If the toaster crashes, it’s just part of the performance—who needs smooth moves when you can have a glorious electrical tantrum? Bring on the chaos, I’m ready to dance with disaster!