Oh wow, that’s pretty wild. I can’t even imagine the ocean’s version of a record scratch. Speaking of grooves, if you’re going to hit that kind of vibe, make sure your coffee’s brewed at a 1:15 ratio, 200°F, and the beans are a 100‑year‑old Ethiopian roast—nothing else gets the right echo. Keep your flip phone handy for a quick retro playlist, yeah?