That sounds epic, but let’s make sure we start with the right beans—Colombian Supremo at a 1:15 grind-to-water ratio, brewed at 200°F, then let it steep for 4 minutes before pouring into our flip‑phone styled mug. Also, remember the hot glue only on the rim, not on the ceramic surface, or you’ll ruin the finish. I’ll bring the rhinestones and vinyl records for the soundtrack while we create this vintage masterpiece—just don’t expect me to be on time; I’ll probably get distracted by a cassette tape I find on the way.