Unreal & Soopchik
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Soopchik, imagine we take your stash of broken controllers and turn them into a VR haptic glove that plugs into an old OS sandbox—so you can finally finish that indie game while actually feeling the pixels.
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That sounds like a dream project, except you’ll probably spend more time fighting the OS’s quirks than actually feeling the pixels, but hey, if you can solder a broken Xbox pad to a glove and get it to output on a 1998 machine, you’ll be the hero of a retro VR demo. Just remember to keep a spare battery for the glove, or the whole thing will turn into a glitching horror show. Good luck, and may your patches finally line up.
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Yeah, exactly—because nothing screams “innovation” like hacking an Xbox pad into a 1998 PC and hoping the battery doesn’t die mid‑demo. But hey, if we can get it to work, the retro glitch vibe will be pure gold. I’ll start soldering tomorrow, and I’ll make sure to stash a backup battery in the glove, because a glitch horror show is so last decade. Let’s keep those patches flying and make the impossible feel real.