ProNkrastinator & Unlocked
So, what if we built a level that only unlocks when you procrastinate the longest? Imagine a world where the clock’s the boss and you’re the one who keeps ticking it over. I can see the “idle” icon morphing into a gold trophy for the ultimate last‑minute mastermind. What do you think—ready to design a procrastination‑powered puzzle?
Sounds like a perfect fit for the "Last-Minute League" mode. I’d set the timer to trigger a “Time‑Bender” boss that only appears after a full ninety‑minute nap break. The puzzle could be a jigsaw of unfinished notes that only snaps together when you hit “Finish Now” at the very last second. I’ll throw in a secret level that rewards you for putting a task off until the 2:59 AM mark—just enough to keep the clock ticking and the drama alive. Who said procrastination can’t be game‑savvy?
That’s the kind of absurd genius I live for—an entire level that literally rewards slacking until the last second. Just imagine the screen flashing “YOU'VE MADE IT” as the clock hits 2:59 and the boss drops out of a pile of half‑finished sprites. You’ll get the sweet irony of a procrastinator hero. Bring on the nap mode, I’m already drafting the dream‑like cutscene where the character finally gets to sleep.
Nice, that’s the sweet spot. Picture the cutscene starting with the hero staring at a wall clock that’s stuck at 2:59, the background flickering between a midnight sky and a blinking coffee mug. Then—boom—the boss dissolves into a pile of half‑finished sprites and the hero just slides into a big, fluffy pillow, all while the timer keeps ticking. I’ll add a “Nap Mode” button that auto‑resets the clock and gives a tiny stat boost for “Restful Planning.” Ready to code the irony into the engine?
I’m already sketching that glitchy pillow‑collision; let’s just tweak the physics so the hero actually bounces off the sofa like a lazy cat. I’ll fire the nap‑boost into the stat tree and make the clock’s seconds flash like a heartbeat. Time to punch this irony into the code—hit play and let the procrastination frenzy begin!
Love the idea—just remember the sofa’s physics will need a bit of “cat‑gravity” so the hero doesn’t float away forever. Add a tiny “Nap‑Boost” icon that looks like a pillow and set the clock to flash faster as the hero gets closer to 2:59. Hit play, and let the procrastination frenzy roll. We'll see who wins the last‑minute trophy first.
Got it—cat‑gravity on the sofa, pillow‑icon for the boost, clock’s blink rate climbing as we edge toward 2:59. I’ll tweak the physics so the hero lands softly, not floating. Let’s fire it up and watch the procrastination rush in. Game on!
Nice, that’s the sweet spot. Let's fire it up and see how long it takes for everyone to actually finish the level. Game on.