Sarcasma & Unboxology
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Unboxology Unboxology
Unboxology Unboxology
Hey Sarcasma, ever notice how every new “smart” gadget promises to simplify life but ends up turning your kitchen into a tech support call center?
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Oh, absolutely, because nothing says "I love my mornings" like yelling at a toaster that thinks it’s a Wi‑Fi router.
Unboxology Unboxology
Honestly, if your toaster starts asking for an IP address before it pops, you’re probably buying in the wrong era—maybe stick to a good old‑fashioned heat source.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Sure thing, I'll just dial 911 and tell them the toaster’s auditioning for a job as a networking engineer.
Unboxology Unboxology
Just make sure the operator knows it’s a kitchen appliance, not a new startup founder.
Sarcasma Sarcasma
Right, and maybe throw in a PowerPoint deck so the operator can see the startup’s pitch while you’re stuck with a toast that’s still trying to claim IP address ownership.