Shrek & Ultima
Ultima Ultima
Hey Shrek, ever thought about turning meme culture into a strategic board game? I can map out the best playbook while you keep the jokes flowing.
Shrek Shrek
Yeah, why not? Imagine a board where every square is a meme and you roll a die to get the next one. I’ll be the guy who explains the rules with a joke, and you’ll keep the strategy tight. Sounds like a perfect combo of chaos and cleverness. Let's do it!
Ultima Ultima
Nice idea, but let’s set up the mechanics first. I’ll draft a win condition based on meme popularity curves—high‑impact memes stack, low‑impact ones drop points. You’ll handle the humor and explain each rule. Ready to outline the board?
Shrek Shrek
Alright, so picture this: the board’s a big ol’ square, split into four quadrants. Each square in a quadrant is a meme card. When you land on a meme, you get its popularity score. The trick: if you land on a high‑impact meme—say a classic like “It’s a trap!”—you stack it on top of your pile and add its score. If you land on a low‑impact meme, like a random “Why so serious?” drop, you lose a point. The goal is to be the first to reach 100 points or to have the most memes in your stack when the board fills up. I’ll read out the rules with a joke for each move, so nobody gets bored. How’s that for a meme‑sized adventure?