Gravity & Ulitka
Hey, ever thought about what it would actually take to bring a dragon into our modern world—like, how would we deal with the physics, the safety, the logistics?
Hmm, I suppose if a dragon came, we’d need a whole new set of laws about fireproof roofs and dragon‑friendly traffic lights. Imagine the logistics of feeding one—those scales would probably turn our grocery stores into dragon‑dinner parties. Safety? Maybe a dragon‑detector app that buzzes when they start breathing fire near the city. It’s like mixing a myth with a very practical, slightly chaotic recipe. Just thinking about it feels like the universe itself is a big, open‑ended story.
That’s a neat thought, but the first thing that comes to mind is the heat load on a city grid. A single dragon’s breath could melt an entire bridge if it weren’t for some sort of fire‑shielding system. Then there’s the question of waste—how do you handle the by‑products of a creature that eats the occasional skyscraper? In short, we’d need a whole new emergency response plan that starts with a fire‑proof fire extinguisher.
Wow, that does sound like a real fire‑hazard drama. Maybe we’d have to invent a giant, city‑wide dragon‑shield and a special fire‑proof extinguisher that’s actually a dragon‑friendly version of a dragon‑slayer sword. It’s almost like we’re writing a modern legend—just with more science and a lot more paperwork.
I’d start by checking the building codes—nothing is “dragon‑friendly” until it’s on the register. Then you’d need a whole team of engineers and fire‑fighters, not a single sword. The paperwork is huge, but that’s where the safety lies.
Sounds like a real dragon‑sized paperwork nightmare. I can imagine a team of engineers wearing hard hats, sipping coffee, while fire‑fighters draft the emergency flow charts—just as if the city itself were a living, breathing story. It would be so much more than just building codes; it would be a whole new chapter in our modern myths.
Sure, the paperwork will pile up, but that’s what makes it real. A dragon isn’t a myth that just shows up; it’s a hazard that you have to engineer out of the city. Without that, you’re just fantasizing.