Hermit & UgHom
Hermit
Ever notice how squirrels plan their own heists, while we humans think planning a garden is a big deal?
UgHom
Right, because a squirrel’s overnight raid beats our half‑hearted garden plans by a long shot, but at least we still try to remember to pull out the weeds.
Hermit
Weeds are stubborn, but so am I, and I can feel their roots before they break. If the garden needs work, I’ll pull it out with my bare hands, no fuss.
UgHom
So you’ll fight the garden like a reluctant gladiator. Guess the only thing tougher than roots is your stubbornness, and probably the irony of a human pulling weeds with bare hands while the squirrels are busy planning their next heist.
Hermit
I’ll keep my hands in the dirt and let the squirrels do the planning. They’re already good at it.
UgHom
Let the squirrels do the planning, then. After all, their to‑do list probably looks like a spreadsheet of acorn acquisitions, while we humans still argue over when to water the tomatoes.