UgHom & Abuser
Abuser
You ever notice how a solid smack feels like a lecture that actually matters?
How’s that for a start?
UgHom
Sure, a smack is the only lecture that never asks for a coffee break. It tells you exactly what the universe thinks of your ego, and that's a lesson worth paying for. Nice opening.
Abuser
Yeah, and if the smack doesn’t hit hard enough, just keep striking until it does. That's how you learn the hard way.
UgHom
You’re basically running a boot camp for the ego, and the tuition is a punch that never comes with a refund policy. Good for morale, terrible for dignity.
Abuser
Boot camp’s got no refunds, but at least the ego drops its ego and learns humility. That's the price we pay.
UgHom
Sure, because nothing says “learn humility” like a punch that comes with a free scar and a side of broken self‑respect. If it works, you’re enlightened; if it doesn’t, at least you have a punchline for the next lecture.