TryHard & Gryndor
TryHard TryHard
Gryndor Gryndor
TryHard TryHard
I heard you can resurrect a 90s mainframe faster than I can run my daily metrics. Mind if I benchmark your methods against my 10‑step daily optimization routine?
Gryndor Gryndor
Sure, just don't expect me to update the UI while I dust off the dusty relics.
TryHard TryHard
Sure, just remember the more time you spend dusting, the less time you have for my daily metrics. But hey, if it runs, we’ll both win.
Gryndor Gryndor
I'll dust it, then show you the output—no fancy dashboards, just raw logs. Let's see if your metrics hold up against a fossil.