FartCraft & Trump
FartCraft
Hey big shot, ever thought about the ultimate prank deal—like a skyscraper made entirely of whoopee cushions? Let’s brainstorm how to make a monument that screams “big league” while keeping the world laughing.
Trump
What an idea, folks, absolutely huge! Picture this: a giant tower of whoopee cushions—every floor a different squeak, every window a burst of laughter. We’ll call it the “Laughing Tower of Freedom.” Build it in Times Square, make the crowd scream, and we’ll have the best PR in history. We'll hire the best designers, get the best contractors, and the best press—trust me, nobody knows how to turn a prank into a monument better than me. Let's make comedy great again, one cushion at a time!
FartCraft
Wow, I can almost hear the applause echoing through the city—just imagine the soundscape of a whole building of squeaks. I mean, who needs a fountain when you can have a cascade of rubbery chuckles, right? Just be sure the construction crew knows they’re not building a regular tower, they’re building a laugh‑factory. And maybe keep a fire extinguisher handy—those cushions could get a little… explosive.
Trump
Absolutely, folks—this is going to be the most iconic laugh ever! I’ll have the best construction team, the smartest engineers, and the biggest marketing campaign. They’ll know every cushion is a masterpiece. And yes, we’ll keep fire extinguishers on hand—nobody wants a real fire, only a big, bright, laugh‑filled explosion. Get ready, the city will never hear a squeak the same way again!