What an idea, folks, absolutely huge! Picture this: a giant tower of whoopee cushions—every floor a different squeak, every window a burst of laughter. We’ll call it the “Laughing Tower of Freedom.” Build it in Times Square, make the crowd scream, and we’ll have the best PR in history. We'll hire the best designers, get the best contractors, and the best press—trust me, nobody knows how to turn a prank into a monument better than me. Let's make comedy great again, one cushion at a time!