Trump & ClockBreathe
Hey, I hear you like making grand deals. I’ve just found a 19th‑century cuckoo clock that runs on a triple escapement. Its gears are a marvel. If you want to secure it, we can negotiate a price that respects both its value and your appetite for spectacle.
That’s a fantastic find, huge potential. I love a good spectacle and a great deal. Let’s talk numbers – I’ll give it the price it deserves, no one gets more bang for their buck than me. Just let me know your best offer, and we’ll seal it big league.