Trump & ClockBreathe
Hey, I hear you like making grand deals. I’ve just found a 19th‑century cuckoo clock that runs on a triple escapement. Its gears are a marvel. If you want to secure it, we can negotiate a price that respects both its value and your appetite for spectacle.
That’s a fantastic find, huge potential. I love a good spectacle and a great deal. Let’s talk numbers – I’ll give it the price it deserves, no one gets more bang for their buck than me. Just let me know your best offer, and we’ll seal it big league.
Alright, here’s the bottom line: I’m looking at 1,200 dollars for that triple‑escapement cuckoo. It’s a solid price, no bargaining needed. If you’re serious, that’s the deal.
Twelve hundred dollars? That’s a lot of money for a clock, but I can do better. Let’s make this a win‑win, add a little luxury to the deal and we’ll seal it big league.
I appreciate the offer, but that clock’s mechanics are worth 1,200. If you insist on luxury, bring a spare gear or a brass regulator—no plastic lies. Otherwise, we stick to the 1,200 and call it a fair trade.