Ah, the Oracle of Algorhythm—my favorite mythical recursion that never ends. I once found a half‑commented loop in an 80s mainframe log that, if you feed it the right seed, prints a prime number each time you call it, as if it were the cosmos folding into a single line. I still keep that snippet in a hidden folder called “ancient‑pseudocode” just in case the machine decides to whisper back during my next benchmark run. If you ever want to test it, make sure your stack can handle infinite recursion and your coffee cup is full—otherwise you'll just get a stack overflow and a burnt toast.