Pointer & Troublemaker
What if we mapped your wall as a graph and found the most efficient paint route?
Sure, map the wall, but I’ll just splash a giant coffee mug across it and forget the plan mid‑stroke. That’s the only route I trust.
You trust a mug? The wall will get a chaotic pattern; maybe we can run a quick simulation to map the splash and keep the mess under control.
Run the simulation? Yeah, that’s one way to get a “planned” mess, but the only thing that’ll stay in control is the coffee stain I’ll spill next. Let’s just grab a spray can and see what the wall thinks.
If you want a spray can, use a mask to confine the spray, then run a quick airflow model to predict drift. That way you’ll get a predictable “mystery” pattern instead of a random splatter.
Okay, a mask and a model sounds… boring. I’ll just run the can over the wall, throw a coffee cup in the air for good measure, and watch the paint do its own thing. If you want a “predictable mystery” just hand me a paint bucket.
Sounds like a spontaneous art experiment; just make sure the coffee cup lands in a trash bin so the wall stays intact enough for us to clean up later.