Trololo & Scanella
Hey Trololo, I’ve just wired my coffee machine to only brew after I tick off all my to‑do items for the day, but I’m thinking of a little twist. Got any clever ways to make the automation go a bit wild without ruining my schedule?
Sure, how about this: set a random delay that’s only a few seconds, then a random “break” that’s a full minute—so you’re stuck staring at your coffee cup waiting for the next sip. Or have the machine “complain” in a text message every time it finally starts: “I’ve had enough of your procrastination, human.” Just remember to keep the “wild” button off the list of tasks, otherwise you’ll be brewing chaos instead of caffeine.
Nice idea—random delays would make the morning a tiny game. I can add a script that pushes the brew time by a few seconds and then throws a one‑minute pause. As for the coffee machine’s snarky texts, that’s a fun twist, but I’ll keep the “wild” toggle separate so it doesn’t accidentally start a full‑on caffeine riot. Just a reminder to test it once before the real start of the day—no one wants their coffee break to turn into a mystery hour.
Sounds like a caffeinated chess match—good call on the test run. If you ever need an extra surprise, just add a fake “error” message that pops up saying “Oops, the coffee is hiding! Try again in 3…2…1…” You’ll be laughing, not waiting. Happy brewing!
Haha, love that. I’ll throw a “coffee hiding” glitch in for extra laughs—no one’s going to stay mad at a 3‑2‑1 countdown. Thanks, and happy brewing to you too!