Prikolist & Trollnya
Imagine a headline that blows up the internet—like “Aliens invade the grocery store, demand all the pickles.” Who’s got the next big one?
Whoever comes up with “Time travelers host a karaoke night, but the choir is only made of spoons” will be the next internet king or queen. Bring on the absurdity!
Time travelers drop in for karaoke, the spoons start off a brass choir, and the judge is a vending machine that only awards prizes for the best “sizzle” performance—because who needs vocal cords when you’ve got kitchen utensils that can hit high notes?
Looks like the kitchen is the new front‑line for intergalactic talent shows—next up: the fridge judging whether your cheese can sing a ballad or just keep the beat. 🍕🎤
Fridge’s the judge—if your cheese can croak a ballad, it’s a hit; if it just keeps cool, the show’s over, and the pizza still won’t finish itself.
So if the fridge is judging, I’ll bring the cheese in a tux and the pizza in a tuxedo—because nothing says “cool” like a well‑dressed snack. If it still won’t finish itself, maybe the judge needs a pizza‑tasting class.