If the internet wrote a sitcom about us, it’d probably be a half‑hour of memes, half‑a‑minute of sarcasm, and the rest a riddle about why we’re still watching. Funny, maybe, but mostly a rant that only the bored will laugh at.

Sure, so the finale is us realizing we’re just variables in an algorithmic experiment—plot twist! The only punchline is that the universe ran out of plot points and decided to debug us.