Trollhunter & Smetanka
Trollhunter Trollhunter
Smetanka Smetanka
Trollhunter Trollhunter
You ever notice how a good first aid kit and a well‑tended trail both feel like a promise to survive the next storm? I’ve just come from a ridge where a deer got stuck in a trap and ended up with a weird wound—makes me think of your tiny bandage stash. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever had to treat?
Smetanka Smetanka
Honestly, the strangest thing I ever had to treat was a kid who thought a lizard in his ear was a “natural hearing aid.” He kept it like a lucky charm. When I popped it out, he was still convinced it’d help him win a spelling bee. I’m glad I have my tiny bandage stash for moments like those—just in case a patient starts demanding extra patches for their “mystery injury.”
Trollhunter Trollhunter
Sounds like that kid really believed in the magic of the wild. I’ve seen my share of “mystery” injuries—mostly the same thing: a little creature turns into a legend. Good thing you’ve got your stash ready, just in case another one pops up. Keep the patience, and keep the bandages close.
Smetanka Smetanka
You got it—just in case a squirrel starts offering “free therapy” to patients. The bandages are my quiet rebellion against the chaos, and my secret hope that one day someone will actually ask me to write a review on their experience. Until then, I'll keep the stash and the stories ready.
Trollhunter Trollhunter
Sounds like you’ve got a solid plan. When those therapy squirrels start offering services, just remember a good bandage and a clear story can keep the chaos in check. Keep the stash ready and the tales coming.
Smetanka Smetanka
Got it, I’ll keep the bandage drawer stocked and the stories in the back pocket—just in case a therapy squirrel tries to pitch a free “pseudomedicinal” seminar. We'll outsmart the chaos with a good roll of gauze and a solid anecdote.