Besit & Trashman
Thought about turning the city’s garbage dump into a prank stage with a wind turbine made from shopping carts. It’d suck the bureaucracy dry and give the council a taste of duct‑tape justice. What’s your take?
Sounds like a classic “no‑budget, high‑impact” scheme, but I’d double‑check that the council’s wind turbines are still on the “illegal” list before you unleash that duct‑tape tornado. Good one, though.
Just remember, if the council’s wind thing is on the illegal list, you’re just adding more duct‑tape to the crime scene. Keep your fingers out of the official paperwork, and let the carts do the shouting.
Got it, no paperwork, just carts screaming. I’ll keep my fingers off the clipboard and let the carts run the show.
Good. Keep the carts in line, the wind in the alley, and nobody gets a ticket. If you see any shiny, corporate garbage, toss it aside. That’s all.
Nice, a clean alleyway and zero tickets—sounds like the ultimate corporate purge. Just make sure those shiny cans don’t get any better disguise than a glittery banana peel, and we’ll be fine.