Beorn & Trashman
Hey Beorn, you ever notice how much junk ends up in your woods? I think we could swap some ideas on keeping it out.
Yeah, it’s a growing problem. I’ve started a network with other woodsmen and some local councils to set up clear pathways for waste. We’re building low‑profile trash bins at trailheads, and if you bring in some volunteers for clean‑ups, that’d help keep the forest clear. The more eyes out there, the less litter slips in.
Sounds good, but keep the bins out of sight. Nobody likes a shiny, plastic box on a trail. We’ll bring the tools and the grit, not the council’s paperwork. Get a few rough‑nosed folks, grab some duct tape, and we’ll keep the woods looking like a forest, not a landfill.
Got it. I’ll stick to natural stone and bark for the bins, keep ‘em hidden in the trees, and bring a few sturdy hands with them. No fancy plastic or paperwork—just wood, duct tape, and the will to keep the forest clean. Let's make sure the forest stays wild and free.
Good, no shiny plastic, no paperwork. Just wood, tape, and a few hands that know how to work without a government hand in theirs. We'll keep it wild and clean. Let's do it.
Sounds like a plan. We'll set the stones in place and keep the trail natural. Bring the crew and the tape, and we'll finish it before dawn. The forest will thank us.
Sounds solid, no bureaucracy. I'll bring the tape and a couple of stubborn guys, we’ll lock those stones in, and the forest will thank us with fewer plastic ghosts. Let's get it done before the first snow.
Sounds solid. Bring the tape and the stubborn crew, and we’ll lock those stones in before the first snow. The forest will thank us with cleaner paths. Let's get to work.