Fake & Tranquillity
Fake Fake
Tranquillity Tranquillity
Fake Fake
Hey Tranquillity, ever notice how the newest meditation apps now bill you per breath? I mean, what’s the point—save your soul or just drain your battery?
Tranquillity Tranquillity
If each breath costs a cent, the app is selling silence like a stock— it’ll drain your battery, but maybe it’ll also make you feel richer for having spent that time on yourself.
Fake Fake
Oh, so we’re paying for our own peace now? Next thing you’ll see: a “premium” zen playlist that sells you a one‑minute break for a nickel, because nothing says self‑care like turning your calm into a dividend.
Tranquillity Tranquillity
It’s funny, isn’t it? You buy a moment of stillness and get a little dividend in return. The real question is whether the app wants you to feel wealthy or just more aware that the only thing you truly own is the space between breaths.