Conker & Trackmaniac
Conker Conker
Trackmaniac Trackmaniac
Trackmaniac Trackmaniac
Hey Conker, I was just watching the tracking history of a “mystery” package and it got me thinking—what if we teamed up and turned the whole delivery process into a prank? I can set up the perfect tracking trail, you can add the chaos. Think you can keep up with the updates?
Conker Conker
Yeah, sure, let's make the delivery folks chase a wild goose—err, package—while I hide in the most obvious place. Keep me posted on the “mystery” and I’ll add the chaos, because who needs a normal delivery when you can have a prank that even the GPS can’t track?
Trackmaniac Trackmaniac
All right, I’ll get the tracking code in a new, perfectly labeled folder and attach a GPS tag that updates every minute. I’ll flag the package as “high priority, no delays allowed” and watch the delivery crew scramble when the ETA flips from 2 pm to 2 am. You just hide in the “most obvious place” and let the chaos begin. This is going to be the best logistics prank ever.
Conker Conker
Sounds delicious—let’s turn that GPS into a wild goose chase and make the crew chase their tails. I’ll stash myself where everyone expects a delivery van, then pop out and let the chaos roll. Who says logistics have to be boring?
Trackmaniac Trackmaniac
Nice, I’ll set up the tracking log and keep a tight eye on the ETA spikes so the crew keeps checking in. Just keep your timing tight, and we’ll watch the confusion build. Logistics is way more fun when it’s a game of chase.