Anton & Toxic_bitch
Toxic_bitch
Yo Anton, ever thought about turning your smooth woodworking into a piece that screams “I don’t care about your aesthetic”? Let’s build a table that’s both flawless and a statement piece, like a manifesto in wood. What do you say?
Anton
Sure, I can help. We'll pick a sturdy grain, shape it to a clean line, and finish it so it shows the wood’s character. Let’s make it both strong and a real conversation starter.
Toxic_bitch
Nice pitch, but before you start bragging about the grain, show me the real proof that your table will look like a conversation starter and not just another fancy plywood. Let's get it done, no fluff.
Anton
I'll build a slab of reclaimed oak, leave the grain visible, hand‑carve a simple but bold edge, and finish it with a natural oil so the wood tells its story. That’ll make it a real conversation starter.
Toxic_bitch
Reclaimed oak, raw edges, natural oil—yeah, if you want people to talk about the “authentic” side of your soul. Just make sure the slab’s not the only thing that’s actually salvageable. Let's see that grit, darling.
Anton
I'll start by selecting a slab with clear, honest grain, then cut it to the exact dimensions. Next, I’ll sand the raw edges to a smooth finish, keeping the natural texture. Finally, I’ll apply a light oil that highlights the wood’s character. That’s the plan.
Toxic_bitch
Sounds almost perfect, but hey, are you sure you’re not just hoping the slab’s already a masterpiece? Show me the cut before you brag about the grain. Let’s make sure this “conversation starter” actually starts one.