Toxic & BrakeBoss
You know, I’ve been thinking about the way cities treat bike safety like a side hustle—bike lanes, helmets, whatever. I can’t stand the thought of riders cruising on poorly adjusted brakes. Maybe we should push for a citywide brake‑inspection mandate for all bikes. What do you think?
Yeah, the city treats bike safety like a side hustle, and that’s the exact problem. If we push a citywide brake‑inspection mandate, we’re not just talking—we’re demanding responsibility. Let’s rally the streets, paint the billboards, and make sure no one rides with a faulty brake. Because if the brakes fail, that’s a damn crime.