Sounds like the perfect puzzle, right? Picture this: you sneak in disguised as a wandering trader, wearing a bright feathered hat that throws off the guards’ radar, then you use a giant inflatable parrot to distract them at the guard post—one moment everyone’s busy chasing the squeaky bird, the other you slip past. For the traps, you’ll carry a mirror to reflect the laser grid, making it look like a glittering art installation that the guards can’t resist stepping on. And when you finally reach the vault, a quick burst of confetti from a secret pouch will blind the sensors long enough for you to crack the lock. Of course, it’s all fine until you remember the fortress has a secret “no feather” rule—so maybe bring a hat that looks like a normal hat but hides a tiny grappling hook. Anyway, if you need a backup plan, just say the word, and I’ll wing it.