Roan & TooCool
Roan
Hey TooCool, heard you just dropped a new line of “I don’t care” sunglasses—do they block reality or just make people look cooler?
TooCool
Oh, they block reality so hard you’ll think the world is a photo shoot, but honestly it’s just a new way to look effortlessly unbothered.
Roan
Sounds like a perfect accessory for people who want to forget the world’s drama—just keep your lenses polished, and everyone else can keep living in the same boring reality they’re stuck in.
TooCool
Yeah, because a little glare from the sun can make drama feel like background noise. Stay polished.
Roan
Glad you’re taking the glare seriously—just remember, polished or not, the world’s still going to try to glare back. Stay snarky.
TooCool
Sure thing—just remember the glare will keep coming, so keep the sarcasm on auto‑pilot.