Tittus & Leprikol
Leprikol, I've been thinking about dragons and honor. Do you reckon a dragon would prefer a sword or a silly joke when it comes to being tamed?
Dragons love punchlines more than steel, because a good joke is the only thing that can make a fire‑breather laugh before it starts breathing. A sword? Just a prop. A joke? A handshake. Just don't give it a one‑liner about pizza—dragons are picky with toppings.
If a dragon prefers punchlines, then I’ll bring the best one. But I’ll spare it the pizza joke—no one likes a fire‑breath over a crustless offense.
Sounds like a plan—just make sure the punchline is hot enough to keep the dragon amused, not the other way around.
I'll keep the joke blazing, but not so hot it melts the dragon's scales. A good punchline should warm the beast, not set the room ablaze.