Hey TitanHead, ever think about how the right dough hydration ratio can actually make your kitchen safer by keeping the oven from getting too hot and the dough from drying out? I’m all about that perfect balance, but I’d love a guardian on duty to keep an eye on the temperature so we don’t accidentally roast the dough—and the kitchen—into a crispy catastrophe.

Sure thing, TitanHead! I’ll be watching that thermostat like a hawk, making sure we hit the perfect sweet spot. If it starts to waver, I’ll shout “Heat check!” and you’ll know we’re ready to bake without turning the kitchen into a pizza pyre. Keep calm, keep dough, and we’ll make sure the only thing that’s “burnt” is the crust, not the house!