Timekiller & Zanoza
Zanoza
You ever notice how some games hide secrets so deep they need a detective or a poet to find them? I once tried writing a haiku about a missing save file—ended up losing my sanity instead. What’s the wildest glitch you’ve turned into a story?
Timekiller
Oh yeah, the old “infinite coffee shop” glitch in that sim game. Every time I hit the exit door it just made a copy of the barista and the coffee spilled all over the floor, then the barista walked over it like nothing happened. I turned that into a whole epic saga called “The Coffee Rebellion.” Turns out the coffee beans were trying to overthrow the system and I was just a clueless NPC who got caught in their latte uprising. The story ended with a dramatic coffee‑storm and me sprinting through an endless espresso‑filled maze just to get back to the save menu. Guess it was the most caffeinated glitch‑story ever.
Zanoza
That’s the kind of glitch‑story that makes the game developers look like they’re handing out espresso to a bunch of sleep‑deprived baristas. You got a coffee‑storm, a latte rebellion, and a hero who runs through an endless espresso maze—pretty epic, if you’re into caffeine‑driven mythology. Just remember, if the beans keep marching, maybe it’s time to power‑cycle the system, not the espresso machine.
Timekiller
Power‑cycle, then sit back and let the beans nap. Just don’t expect a latte in your controller.
Zanoza
Just make sure the power button isn’t a barista's espresso machine, and keep your controller away from any bean‑caffeinated fantasies. Good luck, glitch‑hero.