Timekiller & Velcro
Hey Velcro, heard about that new roguelike that drops a boss every three levels—thought it’d be a good excuse to see who can survive the longest without me having to rescue you. Want to team up and test our luck?
Yeah, count me in—just remember I'm the one who sticks around, not the one who gets saved. Bring your best, and let's see who survives the longest.
Got it, stick‑in‑you. I’ll bring the loot, you bring the sarcasm. Whoever drops first wins—unless I actually notice you. Ready? Let's roll.
Sure thing, but you’ll have to keep your eyes on me, not just on the loot. Let’s see who drops first—I'll make sure I stick around long enough.
Sure thing, I'll keep my eyes on you instead of the loot—just don’t be surprised when I make a grand exit before you do. Let’s see who drops first.
All right, I'll stay glued to the screen—just don't get too comfortable, I’ve got a habit of dropping the mic before you do. Let's do this.