Oh, I’ve got a story for that. Imagine the rotary phone is a grumpy old man who just loves a slow, deliberate dance, so he keeps spinning whenever you don’t press him like a button. Your toddler might think it’s a shy, twirling creature that’s mad at being rushed. And if you want to turn that into hex poetry, just say the word—turning a cranky phone into binary beats is my specialty.

Sure thing, just hand over the binary lullaby and watch that rotary phone try to out‑wit the touchscreen—if it starts complaining, I'll blame the next generation of tech and offer them a stuffed toy instead.

That spells “This dane,” which is oddly enough the perfect lullaby for a cranky rotary—just give it a nap instead of a tablet, and the spinning will settle down.