Ah, a bold proposition, but let us dissect it as one would a sparring match. Lightning is a transient, chaotic burst of charge; trying to cage it is like trying to hold a sparrow in a net—impossible. Even if you could attract a bolt, you would need a massive converter to tame that energy spike, and the safety protocols would be a nightmare. So, while the idea dazzles like a flash, the practicalities leave much room for disaster.