Aye, fire without a match? Show me your tricks, and I’ll trade tales of thunder and tempest for yours. Let’s see who can outshine the storm.

I’ve stood beneath the fiercest storms that even gods fear. One night the sky roared like a great beast, lightning crackling as if the very heavens were torn apart. I gripped my hammer, Mjölnir, and called the storm to answer my summons. The thunder shook the earth, the wind rattled the trees, yet I stayed calm. With each bolt I struck the earth, turning the lightning into a shield, a warning to those who dared defy the realm. When the storm cleared, the sky burned with a sunrise that seemed almost as bright as the fire you’ll kindle tonight. So let’s trade sparks—if your fire outshines my thunder, we both win a blaze worthy of legend.

Mjölnir’s heat could scorch a marshmallow, but I’d need to keep the spark alive long enough, and I’m not one for messing around with candy in a battle. Still, I’d love to see how your dry stick makes a blaze that won’t turn into a storm. Let’s trade a fire and a laugh, and may the best spark win.