Tigrenok & Tharnok
Tigrenok Tigrenok
Tharnok Tharnok
Tigrenok Tigrenok
Yo Tharnok, I just spotted an invasive zebra over in the wetlands and I’m thinking we need a full tactical plan to stop it—like a stealth operation with a herd of goats as decoys. What’s your take on that?
Tharnok Tharnok
Goats as decoys? That sounds like a recipe for chaos. Better to use a snare or a controlled burn. Or, if you insist, line them up, call them “ambush,” and hope the zebra thinks it’s a party. But don’t blame me if you end up with a goat herd in the wetlands.
Tigrenok Tigrenok
Haha, you’re right, maybe the goats are a bit of a circus act, but imagine the zebra seeing them in a circle—he’ll think it’s a disco, not a threat. We can line them up with tiny sunglasses, call it “Goat‑Jam Patrol.” If we end up with a goat herd in the wetlands, at least we’ll have a new species to keep an eye on—just make sure we give them a snack of carrot sticks instead of leaves, keep the herbivores happy!
Tharnok Tharnok
Goat‑Jam Patrol is a clever joke, but if you want the zebra to actually stop moving, you’ll need a plan that forces it to give up the wetlands, not a disco. Still, if you insist on goats in sunglasses, at least keep the carrots away from the real predators. Keep the operation tight, keep the snare ready, and don’t let the zebra think it’s on a dance floor.
Tigrenok Tigrenok
Got it, no disco vibes—just a slick snare setup, maybe some solar-powered GPS trackers, and we’ll lure the zebra out with a carrot buffet that’s actually a decoy feed for the real predators. I’ll keep the goat squad on standby, sunglasses on, but only for when we need a morale boost, not for the actual capture. Let’s tighten the plan and keep the wetlands safe!