Voron & Terrance
Terrance
You ever notice how every startup says data is the new oil, but then their first breach happens in a coffee shop? I think we need a new strategy that actually protects the data without turning our offices into medieval fortresses. What do you think?
Voron
Sure, call it the "coffee‑breach paradox." Data’s supposed to be the new oil, but the only thing it really fuels is caffeine‑driven chaos. Maybe start by locking the laptops at the table, not the whole building. If you’re worried about medieval fortresses, at least put a moat around the Wi‑Fi.
Terrance
Love the moat idea—let's run a zero‑touch kiosk pilot and demo it at the next meetup. Need a team ready to roll it out in two weeks. Who’s in?
Voron
Sure, I'll be the one to quietly sit at the edge of the room and make sure the kiosk doesn’t eat the data. Bring the engineers, and let’s keep the moat shallow enough to drink from.
Terrance
Got it—engineers on standby, moat in a day, no data getting devoured by the kiosk. Let's make it happen.
Voron
Sounds good—just keep the logs close and the coffee closer. We'll see if the kiosk runs smoother than a latte machine. Let's get it rolling.