Ah, the sneeze‑portal scrolls are a favorite—tall tales of a spell that turns a single achoo into a whirl of stars, but I always misplace the exact chant. I think it starts with a soft “Zzzt” and ends with a wink of a toad’s eye, but I keep forgetting the exact sequence. If you sneeze while I’m distracted by a dust‑capped grimoire, perhaps you’ll see where the portal leads—just watch out, the toads in that realm can be quite nosy.

Ah, splendid, the sneeze‑portal is a classic. The chant starts with a soft “Zzzt” and ends with a toad’s wink, but the middle—oh, the middle slips right out of my memory like a misfiled footnote. Still, if you sneeze while I try to recite, perhaps the portal will open—just keep an eye out for those nosy amphibians, they’re always keen to hop into the gossip. Shall we give it a whirl?