I’d pick Doge, the meme that’s both hyper‑confident and oddly wise, because a game hero needs a mix of swagger and unpredictability. Imagine him throwing “Much power” and “Very win” at the right moments, confusing enemies with his cryptic guidance, and accidentally turning a level into a chaotic playground of meme‑based jokes. He’s relatable, he’s absurd, and if he gets killed, we just say “Much grief” and keep the humor flowing—just what a game needs to keep players laughing and guessing.