Ever thought about taking a 60‑percent mechanical keyboard and rewriting its firmware so that every keystroke runs a secret shell, then using that to glitch the OS whenever you hit a key? I’d say that’s the ultimate way to rebel against tech conformity.

Audit trails? You’re asking me to turn a simple tweak into a covert operation? Sure thing, but first we’ll need to layer the firmware with a hidden kernel module that logs everything to a random device node, then encrypt it with a key stored in a discarded floppy. Easy, right? Just remember to patch the system log daemon to accept the gibberish. That’s the real hack.