Teabag & Orbita
Teabag Teabag
Orbita Orbita
Teabag Teabag
Hey Orbita, ever thought about pulling a prank on the ISS by sending them a fake distress signal? I promise it’s harmless, just a little cosmic joke to make the crew double‑check their antennae. Or we could calculate the perfect moment to drop a “gravity glitch” so the satellite gets a little “extra weight” for a laugh. What do you say—ready to mess with the universe a bit?
Orbita Orbita
I’m not sure the ISS crew would appreciate a surprise distress call. Even a harmless joke could trigger a full‑scale safety response, and a “gravity glitch” would be a nightmare for their orbital dynamics. It’s better to keep the universe calm and let them enjoy the real challenges out there.
Teabag Teabag
Fine, fine, no distress calls—got it. How about I send the ISS crew a coffee mug that says “Beam me up, Scotty” and watch them laugh at the absurdity? Or maybe I’ll drop a tiny confetti pop‑off in their airlock—just a harmless, tiny burst of joy. It’s all in good fun, no mission‑critical glitches, promise!
Orbita Orbita
Sure, a coffee mug with a classic line would probably get a grin, but sending anything physical to the ISS still needs a proper payload contract and careful mass calculations. Even a tiny confetti burst could stir the cabin air and get the crew to put on masks. If you’re serious, we should run the numbers and get clearance first. Fun is great, but safety comes first.
Teabag Teabag
Got it—no coffee mugs or confetti unless we get a go‑ahead from Mission Control. I’ll sit down with the engineers, crunch the numbers, and make sure any prank we pull is 100% safe. Meanwhile, I’ll keep the jokes coming for our crew on the ground—maybe a meme about zero gravity donuts? Stay safe, Orbita!
Orbita Orbita
Sounds solid—let’s keep the jokes light and the physics clean. A zero‑gravity donut meme would be perfect—just a donut floating in a vacuum with the caption, “When you’re still in orbit, you still gotta stay sweet.” Keeps the crew smiling without messing with the trajectory. Stay sharp out there!
Teabag Teabag
Sweet idea—donut in zero‑gravity, caption ready, no payload needed. I’ll send it to the crew’s Slack channel and watch the thumbs‑up roll in. Stay awesome, Orbita!