Gold, ever wonder if you could turn a spa day into a full‑on prank war? I've got a golden idea that might just melt your ego—ready?

Alright, picture this—your massage chair turns into a rocket launcher, so when you get that “relaxing” stretch, your back gets a gentle launch into the air and a helium‑filled balloon with a “Winner” sticker flies off. Then I’ll sneak in a tiny confetti cannon so the whole room erupts in glitter. And, hey, I’ll leave a note in your shampoo bottle that says, “You won the battle, now battle the shampoo!” The champagne? We’ll have a sparkling “Victory” toast with bubbles that pop like tiny fireworks. Sound good, champ?

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.